Review: You2Toys Vibrating Popsicle
You2Toys Vibrating Popsicle
Pros
- cute shape
- different ways of placing the toy
- quiet
Cons
- only 3 levels of monotonous vibrations
- well-known patterns
Do you still have the smell of summer in your nose, even though winter is already knocking on the door, and it's time to replace the slippers with boots? Before buying the You2Toys Vibrating Popsicle, I was running around stores buying the last boxes of vegan ice cream, and that's how the idea came to me. What if you'd rather purchase ice cream for the bottom floor?
And I did. I saw it in the summer, but because I had a lot on my plate, I completely forgot about the popsicle vibrator. I was reminded of it in October by an advertisement from the erotic toy store. Since a large piece of the monthly money cake takes away for my apartment loan, I thought about it for a few more days, then just decided to buy it, with the excuse that something must also be for me.
To tell you the truth, I've been afraid of vibrating ice creams ever since I tried out the Satisfyer cone. Although it looked attractive and promising, it didn't bring me the big bang I expected. Instead, it left me empty and very disappointed. Nevertheless, I could not resist the popsicle and consoled myself that even as a child, I loved them more than cones. In addition, the Vibrating Popsicle looked a hundred times cuter than Satisfyer's cone. I quickly got rid of the cardboard packaging without batting an eye at it because it had a flashy, "porn" style with a photo of a woman licking a vibrating popsicle. I concluded it was predictable and obscene, so I preferred to focus on its content. Besides the popsicle, which I imagined a little larger, a charging cable and instructions for use fell out of the box.
For my first time, I didn't need instructions or a charging cable —just a tempting popsicle, dressed in yellow-pink soft, velvety silicone that seemed to melt under my fingers. Relatively quickly, I felt the power button on the narrower side of the toy, which also switches between three monotonous vibration strengths and seven patterns, among which different pulsation rates predominate, with one gradual.
I acted on my intuition and grabbed the popsicle by the "stick", and rested the tip or edge of it on the clitoris. I liked that the first time I held the on/off button, I did not trigger vibrations; only the standby mode. Just with the second press, the journey into the unknown began. At the time, I didn't even know how many vibrating strengths it offered, nor what the patterns were. I put the wider side on the clitoris, continued with the narrower side, and ended with the tip on the clitoris. The first level of vibration was just enough to get me in the mood; the second had cracked walls, and with the third, the system had already failed, and I was about to collapse. I wanted to go back to the first level of vibration, but I didn't know how many button presses it would take. So I took the tip off a bit and cooled down by putting the broad side to the genitals again. The vibrations have thus become weaker, but not so much as to deviate from the path that I was on.
As always, I left the patterns for some other time and focused on turning the toy over and testing all its sides on the clitoris. When I remembered that I could also try a "stick" as a joke, I was hit by a destructive wave, and I was doomed for a few hours.
I imagined that there would probably be nothing with the "stick" that would not bring the desired orgasm, because it is too long, and maybe it is only intended for holding. But even the first vibration level proved me wrong. My whole hand vibrated, but the vibrations were also well felt on the clitoris. When I found the sweet spot, I was first overwhelmed by a tight, annoying feeling. But I persisted, and suddenly it turned into a lovely, pleasant feeling, and in my ears I began to hear a gentle murmur. If the orgasm lasted longer, I bet you could listen to the waves of the sea somewhere in the background.
Lastly, I tested the patterns. I do not know precisely why, because I am a girl who leaves the sweetest for last, and in most cases, these patterns did not qualify as the best. Not this time either. Close to what I might have liked was the escalation, but it bothered me every time it stopped and started vibrating at the lowest level over and over again. I had no patience, so I gave pulsation patterns a chance. Perhaps I have spent too little time here. I promise to go all the way next time, even if my clitoris falls off from boredom.
The vibrating popsicle has turned out surprisingly good for a 30 euro toy. It exceeded my expectations. It looks cute, and you can flip it any way you want. Both the pink silicone ice cream and the thin stick are useful. And it is this property that takes ice cream from the average of monotonous levels of vibration and well-known patterns. Unfortunately, this popsicle did not avoid the annoying melting and dripping, only this time I was the one melting.
You can find more information here: You2Toys – Vibrating Popsicle
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