Review: ToyJoy Ruby Red Diamond
“A kiss on the hand
May be quite continental
But diamonds are a girl’s best friend!”
Oh, yes, diamonds. I'll never have them; it's enough for me if something reminds me of them, whether it's a movie, Marilyn Monroe, or Ruby Red Diamond. Toyjoy's diamond is not the most realistic, it may look a bit cheap, but you can still put it on your bedside table and pretend it's real.
Like Volta, the diamond was sent to me by the online shop diskretno.com, and it's also a clitoral stimulator, except that the ones helping you orgasm are micro-vibrations. After spending a perfect time in bed with Volta, I was scared to test this vibrator. I was afraid that I wouldn't get that 'wow' orgasm. Also, its cheap looks were already pointing in that direction.
The huge plastic ruby-red diamond completely hid the charging base, which was left at the bottom of the package. At that moment, I was more impressed by it than by the Ruby Red Diamond vibrator itself. Although it's not made exactly to my standards (it's too light), the magnet is strong, and the cord is long enough to reach a socket, even if it is two steps away from the bed. I also smiled with satisfaction that the toy only takes two hours to charge for an hour of use.
Speaking of strong magnets - even more potent is the magnet that connects the diamond cap and the vibrator. To this day, I still need to discover the right way to open it. However, this is a good thing for me, as it means that the vibrator is well secured and there is no fear of searching through the whole suitcase to find one part and the other later.
Before testing it, I hunted for the meaning of 'micro vibrations', as the little hole on the vibrator was screaming 'pressure waves'. I could not find any relevant comparisons, only a few mentions of a rotor. Since the latter also takes care of the pressure waves, I concluded that micro-vibrations are similar. I have confirmed this by testing the toy - it felt exactly the same.
I held down the only button. When I heard a soft "farting" sound, I moved the vibrator to a lower floor, straight on the clitoris. The first level of monotonous vibrations was enough to warm me up but much stronger than Satisfyer's pressure wave stimulators. It could be comparable to the fourth or fifth level of Satisfyer toys. Next, I moved to the third level, which caused an increasingly uncomfortable feeling on my clit. Ruby Red Diamond was already drawing tears from my eyes. I quickly pressed the button and felt the vibrations of the fourth, most substantial level just for a second, and then my body gave in.
Holding the toy on my clit was exhausting. I only realized it when my brain cells were flooded with oxygen again: both hands had to work together: one held the vibrator, the other pressed the button that was too close to the suction opening, and on the other hand, the ruby plastic allowed the vibrating animal to crawl out of my hands.
In the following tests, I got to the three patterns - slow pulsation, fast pulsation, and fast waves. The light in the suction cup turns on and off. I don't know why this information would be necessary, but the light show impressed me more than the popping when you press your fingers around the opening. Nothing will happen, but it is disturbing and does not instil confidence that the Ruby Red Diamond is well made.
I liked the slow pulsations the best among the patterns, and I could easily reach orgasm in just a few seconds. Since I'm usually at my best in the morning, I put it by my bed to have it between my legs at sunrise.
The plan was coming true, and everything was going like clockwork. I didn't want to use lubricant as I thought it would make it harder to hold the toy in its place. I started with a dry surface, but the result was very wet. Less than half a minute after I put the Ruby Red Diamond on my clitoris, tears came out of my eyes, and it was no different with the peach. I felt like I was being pushed over the edge for a long time, and my orgasm lasted longer. I confirmed this with further tests.
Wet and crying, I went to the bathroom that day, glad I had made such a good plan the night before. Although the shape of the diamond is not my style and the Ruby Red Diamond has a few flaws that make it difficult to use, it is a good vibrator. It has just enough levels of vibration power and patterns. The Ruby Red Diamond has become my friend, but not my best friend.
You can buy the product here (Slovenia only): ToyJoy Ruby Red Diamond