Review: Fifty Shades of Grey Flickering Tongue

Fifty Shades of Grey Flickering Tongue

8.4

General score

8.4/10

Pros

• quiet
• strong vibrations
• waterproof
• storage bag

Cons

• just one button
• a lot of patterns

Have you read Fifty Shades of Grey, a novel celebrated years ago? Have you ever unconsciously bought silicone tongues, wishing that at least one would finally bring you the pleasure you seek? I met the Fifty Shades of Grey brand when I tried my luck with the new Flickering Tongue toy.

All my life, I thought I had much more pessimism than optimism. But it was the silicone tongues that proved me wrong. I have never insisted so fervently on a toy. When I was buying some products worth around forty euros, I came across the black tongue of Fifty Shades of Grey. I didn't know whether to keep it in my cart or let it go. Not because of its design but because of the franchise to which the product belonged. I did not read the novel, but I recently watched the movie and felt nothing. Lots of procrastination, little action, and even less use of erotic toys. Therefore, their products also slightly resented me, although I had yet to try them.

But I could not resist it this time, probably mainly because of the low price. Just like this, this product landed in a cardboard box intended for me. I tested it as a second in a row, although it was meant to be the first. It was a dead battery to blame for that. I quickly plugged it in and forgot about it for two days. 

When I picked it up again, the button was completely unresponsive. I pressed it twice, and the blue light at the bottom of the toy flashed almost imperceptibly. But it did not vibrate. I tried again with a more extended button pressure, but the procedure was the same. Only when I pressed it lightly once did the first vibration level come from somewhere. The tongue was raging on my finger, but I knew this did not mean it would be the same on the clitoris. 

The Flickering Tongue is covered by black silicone, whose surface is wavy on the outside. Its primary specialty is the devilish tip of the tongue, which is a good centimeter long. The button is large, at the bottom of the toy, and is well responsive. It was a shame that I had to turn the toy off and on again if I accidentally came across too strong vibrations or patterns. These seemed endless to me, and the way to reach the first vibration level was long. I could count as many as fifteen patterns, which no toy that has ever landed between my legs has ever had. If nothing is wrong with my memory, pulsating patterns of all speeds predominate, and I rarely encounter waving patterns. Among them, I liked the combination of fast pulsation and longer monotonous vibrations of the strongest level. I am trying to remember which one it was because there were too many.

But let's start at the beginning, at the first of the five vibration power levels. I expected a miserable attempt of the tip to play with the clitoris, but I got a slight concussion under my belt. It seemed good to me, and the desire for more grew. So I pressed it twice more. With its fast ride, the small tip triggered the first avalanche of unpleasant feelings at that time. It came to my mind that lately was testing toys with which an unpleasant feeling comes in the company, which should later, with the appropriate vibrations, turn into a pleasant and, consequently, into an orgasm. I got to the sixth level, and I experienced the above-described. I had enough for that morning, so I returned to the toy again in the afternoon, after lunch. 

The Flickering Tongue has done a great job again. But my rush was punished. I had to turn off the toy to reach a level that would be enough to orgasm multiple times. The sixth level was too much this time, and the fourth was just right. I spiced up the game with hand movements, as I usually do without a toy. And it was even better.

The next time I tested it, the time of the month came when I had a river of blood and a 'diaper' between my legs. But because the Flickering Tongue is narrow, I quickly pushed it under the hem of my panties so that the tip touched his best friend. It turned out to be a real menstrual vibrator.

After a few weeks of use, I began to think that Flickering Tongue would become my number one tongue. While running wild on the clitoris, it does not emit loud noises, regardless of the vibration level. In addition, it is one of the few low-cost toys to have a storage bag. Apart from the patterns, this toy has no features I could label bad. Fifty Shades of Grey is not my novel or movie, but the franchise offers at least one good vibrator, Flickering Tongue.