Review: Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut
When I saw it for the first time, a spark ignited in me and kindled for quite some time. In the meantime, I have tested several other vibrators, waiting to buy Womanizer in the country on the sunny side of the Alps. Finally, just before the start of the new year, the spark caused a fire- I purchased a Womanizer X Lovehoney InsideOut vibrator.
Since I haven't seen it on Slovenian online stores even after several years, I ordered it on the English Lovehoney, but the experience was not the best this time. In my years of procrastination and contemplation, Brexit has taken place, which has brought customs duties. Even though I was thinking about it, opening and closing the page, I decided to buy the product anyway. I was seduced by the special price, but I quietly hoped that I would not have to pay a single dime more as I made the purchase on the European website. A week later, my phone rang - a message from POST OFFICE always means customs clearance. The spark was still kindling in me, but it was weak. I was angry. If the package did not contain the vibrator, I would have rejected the shipment and sent an angry e-mail to the store.
I decided to put my anger aside, pay thirty euros to the post office, and pick up the package. I didn't give up on the angry mail, though. Testing the toy still has a bitter aftertaste because they never answered me.
Anger and love problems with customs aside, I finally held the November gift for December joy in my hands after three weeks. I lit all the candles in the room and started opening the box, surrounded by the scents of cinnamon and vanilla. When I reached for the white cardboard with a picture of a purple silicone vibrator, I was surprised. But not in a positive way. I expected a bit more aesthetic packaging from the brand, which advertises itself as a seller of expensive luxury vibrators, not just plastic wrapped in cardboard. I thought this only happens with a toy worth less than thirty euros. I was somewhat comforted by the well-designed magnetic charger and extra head, but my good mood was again knocked down by an invisible storage bag.
Good thing the InsideOut vibrator was also in the package. It was a patch over my wounded heart. It looks simple. There are four large and well-responsive buttons on a large head or base, reminiscent of a snow cannon. You will also find a "not specially designed" G-spot stimulator on this base. I turned on the InsideOut vibrator by long-pressing the right + button. The head softly purred. When I pressed the parallel button, marked +, the insertable part started to vibrate. I was relieved to see that it is possible to manage the G-spot stimulator and the base separately. By pressing the buttons, I moved through different vibrations and pressure waves. With each press, I laughed more, as there were no traces of patterns, just stronger and stronger pressure and vibrations.
Stoned by all the smells and childish happiness, I had to put out the fire inside me. I inserted the G-spot stimulator without any problems, without synthetic and without natural lubricant. The suction head sat on my clitoris. I pressed both buttons with the + mark, and the feeling I first experienced from the Satisfyer Pro-G Spot vibrator returned. I knew in an instant that I was baked. The first orgasm resulted from the third vibration power out of twelve; the second was triggered by the seventh and the third by the eleventh. It was enough for the first time. Finally, the fire was extinguished, so I blew out the candles and went to sleep.
I couldn't get tired of the toy in the next few days. I discovered a miracle formula for using the InsideOut vibrator. I lay on my back and tested the vibrator like I have done many times before. I accidentally put my legs together, and that's when the real bonfire ignited.
After staying high above the clouds for a few minutes, I landed on Earth and turned my head. I turned off the pressure wave and indulged in the twelfth vibration level of the G-spot stimulator. Everything in the room suddenly became quiet. It was only then that I began to realize that the pressure wave was the one that kept reminding me of a summer afternoon when I was lying on the couch, and somewhere in the distance, I could hear the sound of a buzzing mower.
Although I failed to reach a vaginal orgasm, I was damn close. However, I couldn't resist the main star of the InsideOut vibrator - the pressure wave. The head gave in under the weight of pleasure, and a spark started a real fire.
You can buy the toy here: Lovehoney InsideOut (keep in mind that you will have to pay for customs clearance :) )