Review: Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo
Damn, what am I supposed to do with this very cute hippopotamus? As a child, I looked at their open muzzles in pictures and thought they had cigarette butts in their mouths instead of teeth. I never imagined them as dangerous, but I neither have thought I would push their head into a peach. Fortunately, the muzzle of the Satisfyer Petting Hippo vibrator is sealed.
Due to the abundance of other work, the hypo silently watched me sitting on the closet shelf every morning while I searched for a dress or a shirt to wear for work with a flashlight on my phone. Already late and half asleep, I looked at it and made a promise to the toy and to myself to try it out soon. Today, tomorrow, and so on, until a month and a half later, when it was already damn cold outside, I just released it from the dark cage to freedom.
I got rid of the box as soon as I got it. It was like all of Satisfyer's last ones, no surprise here. Even with the vibrator, you won't get anything you don't already know - a magnetic USB charging cable, instructions for use, and a fifteen-year warranty.
I made myself some coffee and crawled back to bed. I had taken the vibrator to bed the night before, but I was tempted by mulled wine and seeing my friends, so the toy remained intact. I had it at my fingertips that morning. My feet were getting warmer dressed in thick thermal socks, and a cup of hot coffee was melting my hands. It was Sunday, and I was in no hurry. The head let go of all worries and created some space for dirty thoughts.
The Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo vibrator is a flexible, slightly wrinkled, thick, and laughing hippopotamus whose specialty is the angle of the muzzle. The latter is supposed to stimulate the G-spot. Since the vibrator bends in all directions, finding this little spot should be just the right challenge for me and my peach, which carefully hides its pit. So far, only a handful of vibrators have managed to reach the ultimate aim. I wondered if Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo , with two engines, six vibration powers, and six patterns, would go down in history, or I would lock it back in the dark cage.
I took one last sip of my coffee, put away my cup, lit the hippopotamus, and lowered it between my legs. There are three buttons on the base: the middle one to turn the toy on and off, the upper one reduces the vibration power and returns to the pattern that suits you. Use the bottom button to increase strength and discover new patterns. Already from previous tests of Satisfyer vibrators, you constantly encounter a third level of vibration power when turning them on. If the vibrations seem too strong for you, search for the first level with the upper button.
I used the toy's muzzle to irritate my clitoris for a while, as Hippo is too thick to be pushed into the peach without additional moisturizing. But, just staying here, I liked the feeling. Thanks to the vibrator loop on the base, I was able to keep it still and try it out through different levels of vibration power. However, it seemed to me that the warm-up was going on for too long. I was impatiently testing whether the peach had already woken up. I don't know when, but I made it.
Because of the thickness, insertion is a little more complicated but painless and ultimately worth every push. Without any effort, the muzzle of the hippo sniffed the right path to my G-spot. I shifted to the sixth, strongest 'gear' and enjoyed the show. The fingers of the other hand did not want to come down on the clitoris this time. The vibrations, though they didn't seem extremely strong on my clitoris, spread throughout the entire lower floor. The orgasm struck like a devastating tsunami with all its might. For me, it was an unforgettable moment - I succeeded without even touching the clitoris!
To check if I wasn't just dreaming, next time, I soaked it in lubricant and pushed it into the dark interior without hesitation. This time, the insertion was swimmingly. I pressed the base down, and the magic repeated itself. Once, twice, three times - I also used it while sitting under the hot shower.
The Petting Hippo vibrator is tailored for me. I don't know why this one, because the Rosy Gold vibrator has a similar shape, but it didn't bring me such pleasure or orgasm as the little pink animal did. After thoroughly rinsing its stuffy nose, eyes, and ears, cleaning its wrinkles on the neck, I patted it on the head and promised to let it out of the zoo more often. Satisfyer Vibes Petting Hippo has made history.
You can buy it here: Sex shop – Sveterotike.si
P.S.: Hippo is on sale! 🙂