Review: Vibe Pad
The time of my vacation was approaching, and even though I had enough toys, so much I wouldn't have to use the same toy twice during the summer holidays, I was thinking about buying new ones. You know, for vacation. Just at that time, I received an email from Lovehoney reminding me of the summer sale. Five minutes later, I was already browsing their pages. Of course, I found my toy under the NEW tab. I chose Vibe Pad.
I ordered the toy a week before my vacation, and I couldn't wait for the package to arrive. It will be any minute now, any minute. And there I was, one day before I had to go to the seaside. The suitcase was ready, beach accessories as well, only new toys were missing. The postman had already delivered the packages for that day. Mine was not among them. By lunch, I had already lost all hope. Then I heard the miraculous bell. As if the postman knew when he had to bring me the package. The next day, I was already happily driving towards the sea with new toys in my suitcase.
On the evening of arrival, surrounded by the beautiful sounds of the sea, I opened the packages. I was looking forward to meeting the Vibe Padbecause it offered something new and exciting at the same time. The box was thin but large, and on it was a woman riding those pink hills with pleasure. I slowly pulled out the silicone pad, precisely the same as the one in the picture. Next to it was a charger, remote control, and a small battery, which I almost overlooked. I grabbed the remote control and noticed that the battery absence would prevent my party. My eyes were searching for the battery source around the room: remotes for air conditioning, remotes for television, drawers; it didn't matter. Luckily, I looked inside the box again. I couldn't believe my eyes - I found the missing battery! A23. I hope it lasts a long time as I have no idea where I would buy this type of battery.
If you look at the Vibe Pad from the side, it seems like a mountain range. An ass hill and a peach hill. The power button is on the bottom of the pad, as is the hole for the charging cable. When you turn it on, the pink light starts blinking. You control the toy with a remote control with two buttons: The lower one controls the vibrations of a small hill, the upper one of a large one. Each offers three vibration powers and four patterns. Because they are managed individually, you can easily find the combination that suits you.
I was in such a hurry that I tried the Vibe Pad for the first time right there on the bed. I was so eager to get to know the unknown feeling that I forgot to turn on the vibrations of the ass hill. And I didn't miss them. The distance between the two peaks is just enough for a gentle ride. Also, the peach glides smoothly up and down the hill. Eventually, my hips started to ache, and while riding, it dawned on me that maybe I could place the Vibe Pad somewhere where my legs would be closer to each other and orgasm easier to achieve. Since I had nothing but pillows in the room, I helped myself with them. It was perfect. As if riding a man of flesh and skin, only without the genitals and the insanely good vibrations that brought me to orgasm.
Later, Vibe Pad kept me company every time after a morning swim. I also turned on the small hill's vibrations, but I have to admit they didn't make a big impression. It was good because the vibrations could be felt from one hole to another and on the clitoris, but I would never reach orgasm using just the small hill. The programs are classic, and also this time, I was more impressed by the three different vibration powers.
I also used it once in foreplay, on my partner's back. That is also possible. The pad didn't slip, nor did it hurt. The foreplay, however, was passionate and tense, but judging on the pain between my legs, too long. Or I was riding it without any feeling. I urgently needed to put the toy in the corner. I walked like John Wayne. Eventually, the clitoris recovered, and I was able to get back in the saddle.
After the show, I washed the toy under running water as it is waterproof. Since it has no additional notches, cleaning is easy. The only thing that bothered me a bit was the volume of vibrations. I know the pad has two motors, but it is not the only toy I tried with that feature. Somehow other toys are much quieter than the Vibe Pad.
I wanted something new and got something new. The Vibe Pad is different from other vibrators and offers a unique experience. Maybe because it forces you to sit or ride while using it. A small change that opens up a whole new journey and spices up our experiments in bed.
This product is no longer available at Lovehoney.