Review: Zenn The Ultimate G-Spot Massager

I imagined that this year I would start slowly, that obligations would come gradually, like a bear waking up from hibernation - at first a little more cumbersome and slow, then always faster, like a running engine. And it really looked that way. I already ordered a bouquet of toys during my start-of-year vacation, but after the explosion of obligations, I put off testing. Until a whole month passed and February knocked on the door. That's when I pulled Zenn The Ultimate G-Spot Massager out of the closet.

It was a lazy Sunday; lunch was cooking by itself, the apartment was in the best shape, and my thoughts began to creep into my head about the next working day and the obligations that awaited me. Nevertheless, I did not despair; I kept telling myself that Monday would bring what would happen, and that I should not deal with it on Sunday. To banish the Dark Thoughts, I opened the closet, from which an even greater blackness was spreading. I blindly felt the packaging of one of the toys and pulled the Zenn The Ultimate G-Spot Massager into the light.

Zenn is a trademark used by various European distributors of erotic toys. They are made all over the world, so it is advisable to check the material before buying. Since the packaging did not disclose information, I had to contact a retailer, where I learned that silicone is body-friendly but not medical-grade. I took a good look at the pink silicone, washed it, and put the toy down for a moment, surprised to see the storage bag I hadn't seen in a very long time, especially with low-cost products. The packaging also contains a magnetic charging cable.

The toy is small, surrounded by soft pink silicone, and decorated with ABS plastic details. Two silicone buttons rest on one of them. Lower one for turning vibration on and off, upper for switching between twelve programs - three monotonous vibration levels and nine pulsating vibrations that differ in the duration of the intervals. The stimulator head resembled a toothbrush. On a long, thin, but firm neck rested a slightly wider, good two centimeters long head. Although the short instructions say that the neck is flexible, it is less flexible than I imagined - almost nothing. 

To begin with, I put it on the clitoris and turned on the vibrations that at first glance seemed strong, and I could easily reach orgasm if I persisted there for a long time, but since it said that it was intended to stimulate the G-spot, I went there. Insertion was extremely easy, thanks to the slim neck and narrow head. Quickly, without warming up, I reached different points in the peach and stopped where, according to my memory, it rested the one marked by the letter G.

The first level of vibration was barely perceptible there. I moved elsewhere but quickly realized that my Garmin knew where the point was, but the vibrations didn't have the right effect. I increased the level, first to the second, then to the third. In my opinion, this could be the first one, because I felt it well, but I would need higher strength to reach orgasm, and at the push of a button, I encountered a pulsation. 

Playing with them wasn't at all as bad as I imagined. I knew that I could only expect a pulse, so the length of the intervals did not matter, although they were well felt in the peach. It seemed to me that the pulsating vibrations were even stronger than the monotonous ones. Besides, they were barely audible. In half an hour, I did the whole round and returned to the beginning. I skipped the first two and, determined to have an orgasm, stopped at the third vibration strength. 

As the fingers suddenly came to life and began to move towards the clitoris like a magnet would pull them towards it, I knew I was getting impatient. It was time to orgasm, and I was helped by good old friends who started teasing the clitoris. Without them, I couldn't be too far away from orgasm, but this one came in a few seconds. 

To wash away the taste of a miserable Monday that was running out, I tested the toy again, this time determined to make it without my fingers. I started well, but because it took longer than I anticipated and my hips began to hurt, I called my fingers again for help.

Zenn The Ultimate G-Spot Massager is suitable for stimulating different points, not just the acclaimed G-spot. In my case, it worked worse there than on the clitoris. It seemed as if the interior absorbed all the vibration's power, and it would urgently need to have more monotonous levels. On the other hand, I was impressed by the toy's shape, its small size and quietness, and the accompanying storage bag. I think the toy is suitable, especially for beginners, but for experienced users, it can drain too quickly and leave you in heaven only with the help of good old fingers.

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