Review: Lelo Switch

Lelo Switch

9.2

General score

9.2/10

Pros

• quiet
• 2 in 1
• waterproof
• app
• endless vibration strengths

Cons

• alternating vibration programs of the head and the insertable part

"Was it good?" - "Yes, the best!" - that was my response, fired from my mouth a minute after sharing the afternoon for the third time this week already with the Lelo Switch toy. Do you know the feeling when everything comes together? When the sun is shining outside, the body has had just enough rest, obligations are far away, and boredom does not attack the brain cells. That rare moment in my life happened on a Saturday afternoon when I tested Lelo's new massage wand. 

I've been getting a lot of emails lately. Some are important, others go straight to the bin. As my finger moved across the screen in the direction of moving the message into the bin and out of my head, my eyes noticed the name of the sender. I stopped my finger, and instead of completing my action, I opened the message. It was Lelo's, and at first sight, I fell in love with the toy in the picture. Without reading the description, I was determined to get it. And indeed, not even two weeks passed when the toy was safely in my hands. At that time, my heart was jumping with joy even more wildly than when I first saw it.  

Unfortunately, time did not allow me to test it out immediately. I rushed through errands that seemed to go on forever. They were taking longer than they should, and the scenario that the wand would soon end up between my legs dissipated more and more, and then unexpectedly shone again in all its fullness when my schedule finally got easier. At that time, I opened the well-known Lelo packaging, which had a shop window display behind it, showcasing the massage wand in all its glory. Under the inner holder, also known as the "toy's bed," was a storage bag, charging cable, lubricant, warranty card, some promotional QR codes for participation in a draw for a Lelo gold-covered vibrator, and instructions for use.  

The central star of this package was definitely the Lelo Switch massage wand. It was surrounded by turquoise silicone and adorned with two ABS plastic golden tiles on the sides. In the middle are the vibration control buttons: the upper "plus" to increase the vibration power, the lower "minus" to decrease it, and the middle one to switch between programs. In these properties, it is very similar, if not identical, to other Lelo toys; however, what makes it special is its two-in-one use. The massage head for external stimulation rests on top. It can be a clitoris, an anus opening, or it can break muscle nodes and relieve pain in the gallbladder. The second part of the toy is intended to stimulate all the spots found in the dark depths of the peach. The silicone of both parts is wavy, which is supposed to add extra pleasure. 

Although the massage wand also vibrates with the help of the app on the phone, because the phone was far away, I decided to operate it for the first time using buttons. New technologies are wonderful, but if something goes wrong, buttons must also be mastered. Because I like to tackle things on the hard end and because I am in a hurry to test the essence of the package in the shortest time possible, the fingers of my left hand have already been warming up. As soon as I pressed the "plus" button for the first time, it hit me like a bolt of lightning that I had already experienced some confusion with the use of Lelo's toy buttons in the past. Since it has been a while since the last test, the same thing happened to me this time as well. No, the toy's battery was not empty; the toy itself was not broken. My fingers were the ones that were broken, and my head was just too dirty, as I was in a state of expectation, unable to think maturely.  

To this day, I still don't know how, but I managed to get the Switch wand to work somehow. Gently, almost silently, the head vibrated. Oh, a wave of relief swept over me. I was not waiting, not a minute more. I put it directly on the clitoris. I was a little afraid that the shock would be too big, but the small button between my legs willingly accepted it, as if it had waited a long time for this homely feeling. My thumb, as if it had lost the move function, was anchored to the "plus" button. The vibrations were getting stronger, and just when I thought they couldn't get any higher, I was surprised again by an even stronger level, and my smile was getting bigger every time. Until the mouth twisted and expanded with an unexpected orgasm came. 

I took some time to catch my breath again, lost at the first contact of the clitoris with the toy. I started the next test exactly the same, avoiding the trouble with the buttons completely. This time, I placed my finger securely on the center button. It was time to test the programs that the vibrator offers. I was expecting head vibration patterns, but to my surprise, the second end of the toy vibrated when the program was changed for the first time. I thought it was a sign to turn the vibrator off, but pressing the button again seemed like a better choice at the time. Again, the head was brought back to life with undulating vibrations, and the clitoris began to melt again. At the next pressure, the same pattern was repeated on the other side of the toy. And in this rhythm, all the following patterns continue, including pulsation and gradation.

At the very end, the vibration of one part and another is no longer alternating, but is vibrating at the same time. Of the vibration patterns, the waves were the most suitable for my clitoris, although the winning ones were still monotonous vibrations at the strongest level. I switched positions, rolled over on the bed until an earthquake hit my body. If it were measured, it would definitely be on the eighth level of the Richter scale. But this time I didn't rest, I just switched sides. In the past, I have often searched for the true power of the vibration of the insertion part. When I got to the last one, I always wanted more. I got this with the Switch massage wand - I thought I felt the vibrations inside the peach well for the first time. I was well on my way to a second orgasm (apparently, the insertion part with strong vibrations was pressing on the right spots), but my finger accidentally triggered, and I heard vibrations in my head. It threw me out of rhythm, but I tried to get back on track as quickly as possible. 

I also tested all the vibration patterns of the insertion part, and this time I was most convinced by the pulsations. I stayed there and experienced a slightly weaker, but much longer earthquake than the first one. It wasn't enough for me yet. I have no idea what was going on in my body, but I felt like I was fifteen years old again. I was ready to use the app.  

When you sign in to your user account and add a toy, clear instructions appear on the screen, which button to press, and for how long to establish a Bluetooth connection between the toy and the phone. Again, only a few seconds passed, and I could already confirm the selected toy on the screen. A new toy management window has opened. Up on top, you can choose between the basic and advanced vibration modes. I left the preset basic and lowered my gaze to the middle of the screen, on which the hand shook the phone wildly. Here, you can choose between four ways to control the toy with your phone: by circling, which, as I am no longer part of the younger generation, seemed a bit unintuitive to me, so I tried shaking it. Even in this mode, my hand quickly got tired. For me, the last two modes are more like it - drawing on the screen and manually intensifying vibrations. Then, I selected one of the ten vibration programs and pressed the "Start" button. Although I reached orgasm in the basic mode, as it says on the app, I "finished myself" with the advanced mode again.  

My Saturdays spent with the Lelo Switch massage wand were perfect. All the conditions were met for me to finally test the vibrator on my own skin, and the use only added that final touch to an already perfect day. Without disturbing my Saturday flow, but it was still enough to throw me off slightly, it was a strange change of programs in manual control. The app works great, so it solved this problem without a problem, and I thank heaven that they added program management for those who don't like to shake and turn the phone to get to an intense orgasm. 

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