Review: Satisfyer Ultra Power Bullet 8

Satisfyer Ultra Power Bullet 8

8.3

General score

8.3/10

Pros

• quiet
• small
• app
• strong vibrations

Cons

• button in a strange position
• classical patterns when not using the app

My vacation in a place with a different air and a different-smelling bed was over too soon. So fast that I failed to try out another Satisfyer toy I bought about a month ago. Fortunately, the hot summer temperatures were interrupted by rain. I'm not a fan of low temperatures, but this time I was glad to have had the time to get to know the Satisfyer Ultra Power Bullet 8 vibrator closely.

There was a drumbeat outside, the atmosphere was tense, the sky lit up with lightning every minute, so bright that I felt like a model in front of the camera. Safely tucked away under a blanket, I watched a boring series. It was the afternoon, the time after lunch when I don't like to do anything. After Saturday morning's cooking and tidying up, I had had enough of this day. Nevertheless, the series bored me, and I thought about the errands I would have to run at some point. I also didn't think about testing the toy. It was only when I had to fix the hem of my pants, which was pressing me immensely, that the idea of testing the toy came to my mind.  

I took it out of the bag, in which it had been resting since vacation, and pulled it out of the packaging. I had already forgotten what kind of vibrator I ordered, so I was surprised for a few seconds when I held a bright purple ABS plastic stick in my hand, the tip of which was dressed in silicone of the same color. I also quickly discovered the only button to turn the toy on and off, as well as control the vibrations. I looked at the packaging for a moment, just enough to notice that I could also control the toy using the app. But this time, I didn't want to deal with it; the button was enough. I put the silicone spike on my palm and pressed the button. I felt the strong vibrations of the first level and the point stimulation that I was looking for in the previous toy.  

I dropped my tracksuit to my knees and lazily pushed my underpants to the edge. I rested the already vibrating silicone tip on the clitoris, and within a few seconds, tears came to my eyes. Slowly, as a stream of tears poured down my cheeks, I transitioned to the second level of vibration and then to the third.  The latter seemed to lead me to orgasm in a matter of seconds. I was almost there when the toy stopped. I thought it was pressure technology, and I already had the idea in my head how I was going to criticise it in the review I was writing. But when it started vibrating again with the power of the first level after pressing the button, doubt settled in me. When I reached the third stage, the toy died again. And so three more times. After getting tired of playing with buttons, I connected it to the app and found that its battery was almost empty. Again, I devoted myself to a boring series and postponed testing to another rainy day.  

Well, next time I tested it on the hottest day. I lay on the bed, which absorbed my sweat, and turned on the vibrator. I started lazily, as it was a hot, lazy day. I tested it for the first time without the app. I had some trouble finding the button with my fingers, especially since it's so close to the stimulation tip. When I finally did, the toy was going straight on an unprepared clit. The first level surprised it a bit, but it quickly let go, the same on the second and third. The fourth, quite strong level, frightened it. I was sure that it would become numb, but with the help of dirty thoughts, I successfully defended myself. Clitoris openly continued its journey. The vibrations of the fifth stage were already so intense that my body was in complete spasm from the belly button down. I even had the internal thigh muscles activated, which only relaxed when the patterns set in. I navigated through the pulsation, waves, escalation, and cessation. Since they were not such as to take me off, I turned off the toy and turned it on again, and I returned to the monotonous vibrations.  

For my grand finale, I used the app and immediately set it to the strongest vibrations. The body was overwhelmed by the first, gentler spasm, and tears poured down my cheeks. When I thought it was over, the second shock wave came with a few aftershocks. Finally, I just lay there, with the vibrator off in my hand, which, like my clitoris, was numbed by strong vibrations.  

More information about the product: Satisfyer.com – Ultra Power Bullet 8

More info about the toy: Satisfyer.com – Ultra Power Bullet 8